Glass Improvements

Good grief, student life just seems like an age away, and it’s only just been ten years for me. Every now and then, when I manage to catch a few minutes to myself in a cafe, I’ll see a few students here and there. It’s that sort of area. They’ll either be tapping away on …

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Me As A Flower

Sometimes I wake up in the night, apparently having been given inspiration from the universe itself. The universe can be really cool like that sometimes. Anyway, I dreamed that I fell out of a plane after accidentally hitting the ejector seat (sucks when you get put in that seat on flights, but at least it …

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Engine Failure Miasma

‘Miasma’. That was the word on my calendar for today. This word-of-the-day thing sounded like a total fad when I unwrapped that present at Christmas, but it’s actually been a really fun challenge. Even if they didn’t specifically say that you should be trying to add that word to your vocabulary, I’d still take it …

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Vanilla Scented Repellent

Yep, still waiting for someone to invent the insect nuke. That’s the little bomb you can set off in your house that kills all insects but otherwise leaves everything else untouched. Surely insect physiology is different enough to humans that we could make that a real thing…right? RIGHT? It’d be totally humane, of course. I …

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That Untapped Demographic

Channel 19, as it stands, is currently missing a travel show. I know what you’re thinking…we mainly focus on renovation and home living stuff. Cars, moving house…things a bit closer to home. At least, that’s where the big money is, and those shows get all the good ratings. But I’m proposing that we branch out …

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Do You Like Boats?

Great, now I’ve wasted fifty dollars on business cards that I now have to throw out. I was SO proud of myself for getting all of these printed as well. I’ve worked my way up in the company, got my own office, and I thought it was finally time. Time to print some business cards. …

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Bee Here Now

I love bees – they might even be my favourite creature. Even so, I don’t love the fact that they’ve set up shop in my walls. By the looks of it, they’ve been running this operation for a good while now, if the honey factory I’ve just discovered behind the plaster is anything to go …

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