The Write Paint

Right now I’m trying to work out what colour most suits a writer. That’s right, I’m a writer. A professional one. I just thought you should know that so that you can have high expectations for this post. I’m a writer, so obviously, this writing is going to be pretty good. Anyway, since I am …

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Feet = Chaos

There’s nothing like the topic of feet to divide any given room. I’m not clear on why, precisely, they’re so divisive. But I can tell you this from experience: should you ever want to cause a conversational stir, simply bring up the topic of feet, going into detail where possible. Better still, casually remove your …

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Cars and Dentists

That was one crazy trip to the dentist, I’ll tell you that much. I can’t say I’ve ever heard of a dentist doing their job while driving, but apparently it’s a thing, and it’s totally legal. I wasn’t booked in for a ‘driving appointment’, as they’re called, but I got one anyway. When I got …

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Old Rust Bucket

It’s my nineteenth birthday today! I can’t believe I’ve been an adult for a whole year now. I’m so excited. It’s 3am and I’ve given up on sleep. I’ll just write things for my blog. Let’s hope it’s a better birthday than last year. What a letdown my eighteenth was, honestly. That was a debacle. …

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The Union Jam

Well, that’s that. I’ve officially parked in the worst car park designed by man. Or woman…when it comes to something that bad, there should be equal-opportunity shame to go around. I honestly hope it wasn’t designed by any human; maybe they had it auto-generated, or they had an intern who was an actual chimp and …

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Love Thy Neighbour… Not

What is the general protocol to be followed when the guy over the road puts a golf ball through your kitchen window? Yes, I’m aware that this is an unorthodox state of affairs – that’s precisely why I’m asking. Maybe the answer is obvious – I just march over there and inform him that he …

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Dreamhouse Scheme

I can’t believe Athena hasn’t cottoned on to this ploy yet. It’s not even that underhand, honestly. I’m basically trying to provoke her into making a stylistic decision about our home by putting forward more and more outlandish interior design concepts, hoping that she’ll finally put her foot down and state an opinion on the …

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Skip The Horror

A relaxing drive in the countryside: what could possibly go wrong? You certainly won’t end up thoroughly lost, before winding up broken down on the side of the road with no phone reception or navigation signal to speak of. And this definitely won’t be taking place in an isolated hamlet with a slight whiff of …

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An Electrical Truth

Here we are, in the eastern suburbs. The Moon Club HQ is in the western suburbs, so I’m hoping us moving here will give us the chance to sort of…phase ourselves out. Like, ‘oh no, there’s too much traffic, can’t attend a meeting tonight!’ or ‘oh no, roads and bridges are closed, can’t come to …

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