Japanese people have it all figured out, as per usual. They have this culture of ‘cute’ that pervades everything, because they’re not afraid to find something genuinely adorable. Truly, they are the pinnacle of culture.
What do we have here in Melbourne? Ugly artwork, around every corner. That’s the main reason people would come and visit us: ugly artwork. We could’ve decorated our planes with popular cartoon characters, but instead, we made gigantic metal babies that nobody could possibly think were good piece of art. Just imagine if all offices were decorated with fun images, because we cast aside silly ideals of looking ‘professional’. Imagine the decorative glass companies based in Melbourne that could spread their wings, making the whole office culture much better. Personally, I’d go for dragons. Dragons and swords. All of our windows would be decorated with dragons and swords, and we would be known as the dragons and swords office. People would want to come and work here…on account of the dragons, and the swords. And if that’s not your thing, then there’s a place just down there with some very different decorative glass. Maybe it’s covered in kittens and alpacas, two of the most calming animals in the world, besides the Koala. But the Koala is notoriously difficult to print, so they’ll settle for kittens and alpacas, and the world will be better for it.
I don’t know. What do I know? Maybe it only works in Japan, I’m the only one who thinks like this, and I should just move there.
But plain glass? At least get some frosted window glass, just for a BIT of variety. I’ll be making my recommendations to the appropriate decision makers. We will have cute glass tinting!